5 things

Ok, first let's get the important items of business out of the way.

I covet this dress:

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With these shoes:

(I just googled Chloe Sevigny buckle shoes...)

I want to be as dope as the girl on the left:

(I don't remember where I got this photo - If someone out there knows please share!)

Or a fraction this radness:

(Same photo dilemma here.)

Now that we've covered that important ground, let's move on.

1. We spent all day Saturday weeding the overgrown wilderness that was our flowerbeds. I'm pretty sure we decimated at least three entire ecosystems and endangered twelve new opossum species that had yet to be cataloged and assigned their own binomial nomenclatures. I'm being too fancy here. Let me break it down. I'm pretty sure several forms of wildlife called our overgrown vegetation home. And we cut down their homes. And now they will die. But... YARD LOOKS PRETTY! Also, we have - SURPRISE - grapes! And - MYSTERY - some sort of squash plant!

2. The Tracy Anderson workouts are going well. There have only been two so far, one last Tuesday and one last Thursday, and we've had steady attendance of... four people. Not including the men I work with who thought it would be fun to watch us and heckle things like, "I'll show you a real workout." Seriously. And I work with married Mormons. And, they're all fat so... I must say that I distrust their offers of a "real" workout...

3. Anyone out there know what I should be doing with my life? Please pass it on!

4. My girl crush on Mindy Kaling is getting worse by the second. I'm pretty sure I love her more than el Diablo del Cody... She's just as witty without the gross sexcapade overshares.

5. The End